As you may know, Carolyn is very in tune with the yarn she sells. She once heard a certain yarn speaking to her from a customer's knitting bag (as it sometimes does, you know)... it said...
Do you believe in love at first sight? I do. I do with all
of my heart. I knew the minute I saw her that we were going to be together.
Forever. I’ve seen others that I thought maybe I could live with, but this
time… this time I just knew it was the real thing. And, I could tell, when she
first saw me… it was the same for her. Her eyes lit up like fireworks on… well…
you know… the fourth of July. Cliched? Perhaps? True? Definitely.
Love is
beautiful. My life is complete. I just want you to know how happy I am that we
have found each other. I’m going to try my hardest to be the best and most
special thing in her life. But, I would just like to go on record and say that
– if things don’t work out – it won’t be my fault. No. No way. It will be
totally and completely her fault. I tried to warn her, but do you know what she
did? The very first thing she did with me? Yeah. She casted on without doing a gauge. Yeah. I know. I
was shocked, too. I mean, how could she? I should mean more than that to her.
But, what can I say? When you love someone – you love the whole person – even
their faults. Sigh. It was just meant to be.